Hilarious Letters

Dear teacher who said "bring a quiet reading book to class",

Umm, aren't all books quiet?

Sincerely, I've never read a book that yelled at me as I read it...

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Dear science teacher,

"America has yet to probe Uranus..." is not the best thing to say to a class of freshman...

Sincerely, And you wonder why everyone's laughing.

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Dear Teacher who said "Anything that fits on one sheet of paper can be used" for our psychology exam,

My friend (the 4th year Psych major) will be standing on a sheet of paper next to me.

Sincerely, I love loopholes.

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Dear furbie stashed in my closet,

"Lets be friends!" really isn't what I wanted to hear at 11:00 pm while home alone.

Sincerely, just pissed myself.

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Dear annoying kid in my American History class,

I have a dream...

Sincerely, ...that one day you'll shut up.

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Dear parents,

Please think about initials before you name your child

Sincerely, Andrea Sarah Smith.

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Dear 10 page research paper,

Thanks for inspiring me to clean my room. I couldn't have done it without you.

Sincerely, procrastinator.

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Dear girls in my school,

Facebook asked "what's on your mind," not "what's under your shirt?"

Sincerely, pull it down a little.

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Dear hot girl in my calculas class,

I wish I were your derivative, so that I could lie tangent to your curves.

Sincerely, your nerd friend.

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Dear "OMG you two would be soo cute together!",

Awkward.

Sincerely, ..that's my cousin.